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* A good presentation is one where the visual would be useless without the speaker and vice-versa, otherwise eit... http://hellotxt.com/6NS3 2 months, 2 weeks ago

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Wednesday, 7 May 2008
* A good presentation is one where the visual would be useless without the speaker and vice-versa, otherwise eit... http://hellotxt.com/6NS3

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* Ok, so apparently, Jott doesn't recognize speech in French. That was pretty much expected.

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Tuesday, 6 May 2008
* Many major American news media are on Twitter. So far, I'm counting 0 Canadian. I guess I'll just learn nothing about Canada.

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* What are you? Crazy? Why would I tell you anything that can hurt me?

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* This morning, I'm waking up to 173 SMS and only 12 emails.

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* Il y aura un nouvel épisode de L'Humoriste anonyme demain soir, mais je n'ai aucune idée lequel!

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Monday, 5 May 2008
* Looking for invites for Socialthing and Ping.fm. If you happen to have some of that lying around... :)

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Exposé is apparently very important to me. I just dragged my mouse to a corner and got confused cuz nothing was... http://hellotxt.com/e2fz

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* I think somebody put alcohol in my coffee. Whoever you are, you can't get me drunk.

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* A coffee got me mildly drunk. This is messed up!

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Making the design of an apartment.

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*... http://hellotxt.com/*

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* Damn it, I'm gonna have to be a motivational speaker for someone. I hate that, but I have to do it. If I don't, bad people will take over what he built.

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* I answer email so fast that some people might think that I'm some spambot.

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Sunday, 4 May 2008
How do you connect two Macs? Tiger and Leopard. I just want to transfer a few video files.

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* Shouldn't keeping secrets from someone make them go away, especially if they know you're keeping secrets from them? It isn't working for me. It's getting annoying.

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* Just bought a Gorilla Pod. It's fun!

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2578-3509-8058. I just need to put that number in a safe place where I can easily find it.

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* Today, I finish every Grand Prix of Mario Kart Wii.

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* Remember the good old days when gas was "only" $0.10 less than the price now? Ah... good times...

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Saturday, 3 May 2008
* Ah, GrowlItunes! Just what I was looking for.

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* Saturday morning meeting at 8:30 A.M. I can barely walk and keep my eyes opened.

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* After someone has wronged someone else is the only time people say "He's shown his true colors". I guess it means that every good action is fake.

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* Learning from other people's mistakes is what I like to do!

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Friday, 2 May 2008
* woohoo!! I have my own Mii character in Mario Kart!!

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* The right woman for me is one who can take care of a child better than I can. Yup, I did say what I just said.

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* I suddenly find myself with the ability to do whatever I want for a limited time.

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I'm adding comments to my many lines of code before I get lost.

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6:40 AM?! Why am I up so early? Anyway, good morning!

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* I didn't expect to come to the conclusion that I'm a sellout. http://www.longzero.com/blog. I'm a big fan of irony.

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